(We like Franklin, don’t we? • Talbot serving carbonated wine donated by someone who only ate tangerines for weeks. True Blood Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes. tap here to see other videos from our team. They’re territorial, vicious, and pathologically secretive. The second season of the television series True Blood commenced airing in the United States on June 14, 2009, concluded on September 13, 2009, and contains 12 episodes. Follow Russell’s logic (and unwitting foolishness) here. Whether or not we agree on the point of it all is neither here nor there. Rate. S3, Ep1. Clearly, The King has the upper hand. True Blood Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes. RECAP 1:30. True Blood Season 3, Episode 3 Recap It Hurts Me Too. 3. Season 3 Episode 4. © 2020 National Post, a division of Postmedia Network Inc. All rights reserved. But I love the story line between her and Lafayette, and hope that we get to see that play out a bit longer before Tara gets funky with Franklin. • Eric gives Sookie the background on the “operation” werewolves. • Russell Edgington, the Vampire King of Mississippi, is responsible for Bill’s kidnapping. (On the other hand, Sookie’s imitation of the way Bill says her name in an Elvis-ish growl — “Sooookie!” — was witty.). (Case in point, Jason seemed pretty much done with girls for the time being. Eric bared fangs, Sookie shot a gun, and the evening ended. 5. We apologize, but this video has failed to load. Rate. The fifth season of the HBO supernatural drama series True Blood premiered on June 10, 2012 and features 12 episodes, bringing the series total to 60. There are six episodes in the series. Bon Temps reaches a fever pitch as Maryann prepares for her ultimate bestial sacrifice, conscripting Sookie to be Maid of Honor at the bloody nuptials. Russell eventually made his pitch to Bill: He’d make Bill the “sheriff of Mississippi Area Two,” wherever the hell that is. Bill: I remember when ladies clothing stores sold petticoats. In a key moment meant to jolt Tara into wanting to live, Lafayette brought her to a convalescent home to meet his mother, Ruby, played with wonderful precision by Alfre Woodard. So whether or not Bill is in cahoots with Sophie-Anne, it would appear his affections for Sookie are real. S3 Ep 4: Inside. Yet what, after all this and more (Lorena, in riding gear, with a lantern thrown at her, bursting into flames — sounds like a game of “Clue”), did we really care about, in the True Blood universe? Lafayette. Recap guide / thumbnail previews for all episodes of "True Blood" Season 3 SIGN IN Recaps for TV shows View TV episodes as 50 thumbnails Unauthorized distribution, transmission or republication strictly prohibited. Entertainment Weekly may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. There was a lot of Arlene-Terry stuff that has really outlasted its usefulness as comic relief. And then came the title-card that made my heart plummet: “Augsberg, Germany 1945.” Flashbacks in True Blood have proven to be as slow and tedious as the rest of TB is fast and clever. These minutes were the high point of the season so far. We encountered an issue signing you up. And, OhMyBill —Enh, it doesn’t carry quite the same punch—what’s gotten into you? (Is Daddy the maker of those marks on Tommy’s back? Sookie: That's so weird. Rate. He intends to hold Bill hostage in order to convince Bill to become the Sheriff of Mississippi Area 2, which would effectively wage war against Queen Sophie-Anne, something The King could care less about as he boldly proclaims that he intends to marry The Queen. Because rather than running through a lot of well-written, well-acted, well-edited expository material, True Blood was back to playing on our hearts and minds and throats. She and Jason find something important however under her bed. What is this, Secretary?). When Sookie choked up as she begged him to help her find Bill, Eric said, “Please don’t do that. Nonetheless, there we were this week, having to witness Eric’s memory of himself and Godric dressed in Nazi uniforms, ready to battle Operation Werewolf, the secret Nazi commando unit in World War II. It’s like storytelling. i do not own this video or the right to this video!all rights to hbo and true blood. Jessica is stuck cleaning house, namely the dead (now missing) body in her crypt. • Alfre Woodard as Rudy Jean Reynolds, Lafayette’s mother. I found a baby armadillo by the side of the road and I nursed it and now it sleeps under my bed and his name is Felix.” – Terry reading from The List, • “If you could excuse me, I have to go drain the main course. True Blood Season 3; Written by Lynnpd. When Jason asked if Bigfoot and Santa are also real, it seemed too corny even for him. Sookie, Bill, Eric, Lafayette, Sam and the other residents Bon Temps deal with vampires, werewolves, fairies, and shape-shifters—not to mention romance and drama, 'True Blood' review, 'Beautifully Broken': Operation Werewolf and Eric, smooth operator. Blood season 2 continues TONIGHT (April 28, 2020) at 9pm on Channel 5. During the scene in which he asks Sookie to let him in, be it to protect her, or to have primal sex…just give me a second…isn’t exactly in keeping with the past two seasons of Eric’s indifference toward her. 6. Recap: True Blood, season 3, episode 2 • You have Russell Edgington, the Vampire King of Mississippi (played by Denis O’Hare), in his dandy riding jacket, and... • Same goes for Eric and Godric (affectionately referred to on Twitter as OhMyGodric) in full … Fleece on or off. By the end of Season One, Bill felt like a reversible fleece, some days pink, some days black. But here’s the cool thing, also picked up by Sookieverse. Certain exceptions aside, this I-feel-funny-down-there shuffling Eric is a far cry from the If-I-weren’t-so-dead-you’d-be-dead-to-me Old Eric. Even Lorena, looking splendid in full riding gear, takes it upside the head with a gas lamp, pitched by Bill at the speed-of-light. It makes me feel disturbingly… human.” Nice line-reading, Mr. Skarsgard: A blend of the sincere and the poker-faced comic. Could there be jolly times ahead for these two? His father, in the meantime, thinks that Sam’s gifted. (You saw that on the History Channel once, didn’t you?). I could get used to the new Bill. )—Godric counsels Eric that blood is sacred, hearkening back to the last episode, in which the Magister said the same to Eric upon learning that someone was selling V-juice. Meanwhile, Sophie-Anne warns Eric to keep the lid on Bill's inquisitiveness; Jason leads Andy 9. View More. Oh, and let’s not forget Arlene, who can’t even suffer morning sickness in silence without Terry (lurve him) standing outside reciting The List. 0. And rank, in general. You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently. There we meet Jesus (Kevin Alejandro), the hunky orderly who Laffy takes a big shine to. Rate. Because it’s never about the story itself, but how it was told. True Blood Recap: Like a Prayer. That early Eric-Sookie scene was also choice. Rate. By Price Peterson. The hour consisted of a neck-snappingly edited series of subplot visits. • Or how about the dusty, shit-kickin’ boots of Franklin Mott (played by new cast member, James Frain)? Season 3. Episode 1 Turn! “Rumor has it, that she loved to torture virgins and bathe in their blood.” Did you know that Bathory, the Blood Countess, was accused along with her posse of four of torturing hundreds of girls and young women? (Minus the vampire blood, I never got the impression that the Nazis simply passed a hat at pep rallies, but there we are.) When Eric offers his blood to a wounded werewolf in exchange for information on who her master is— Gasp! (Dude, call me Freud, but that’s last shot of Sookie gripping and firing off that pistol is one monster of a release.) 8.2 (1,560) 0. The rumour that she bathed in the blood of virgins to retain her youth led to comparisons with Vlad the Impaler, thought by some (but not all) to be the at least partial inspiration for Count Dracula. By Lynnpd; June 28, 2010; 2 Comments; Season 3 episode recaps; Ep. Just sayin’. True Blood series finale recap: 'Thank You', True Blood season premiere recap: 'True Blood' season 7 premiere recap, True Blood season finale recap: 'True Blood' season 6 finale recap, True Blood recap: 'You're No Good' recap (season 6, episode 3), True Blood recap: Hunters and Information Gatherers, True Blood season premiere recap: War Time, True Blood season finale recap: The Rapture. • Terry’s List: reasons why Arlene should accept that he’s a good boyfriend and caregiver to her children. Russell finds it quaint that Bill denies any knowledge of Sophie-Anne’s business dealings, threatening to bring Sookie into matters, at which point Bill pops fang, something we know can’t be willed. This website uses cookies to personalize your content (including ads), and allows us to analyze our traffic. Except for the super-dumb … 7. • Jessica renting a chain saw over the phone presumably to make fast work of the trucker’s rotting body. It’s a vampire! He also wants one last thing from Jessica. Those pointy tips have surely curled a few toes into place, his heels digging into the gravel out back of Merlotte’s as he held a poor sap in place while Tara pounded the daylight out of him. 9 Crimes. Or do we have another self-loather on our hands?) And really bloody funny when you think how many times Anna Paquin has probably mocked Stephen Moyer on their days off. The seventh and final season of the HBO supernatural drama series True Blood premiered on June 22, 2014 and contained ten episodes. • Even Terry’s yellow lens polarized aviator sunglasses make him a better tracker, able to locate and recognize wolf prints when he sees ’em. Truckee River Murder House | Paranormal Investigation | Full Episode 4K | S02 E06 - Duration: 52:00. Lynnpd has an avid interest in the entertainment industry from classic movies to all things True Blood. Just goes to show that love can be complicated and circumstantial. They told him, regarding his shape-shifting, that he’s “special.” Cursed, is more how Sam felt. this link is to an external site that may or may not meet accessibility guidelines. • Tara continues to delve deeper and deeper into her depression. Stream Season 3 episodes of True Blood online and access extras such as interviews, previews and episode guides. Error: please try again. Who among us can forget the sight of Bill and Lorena gettin’ busy in “Hard-Hearted Hannah,” affectionally referred to in my book as a bloody Slip ‘n’ Slide. True Blood recap: 'You're No Good' recap (season 6, episode 3) By Mandi Bierly S6 E2 Recap In his tighty whities, Sam’s dad seems pretty permissive, right up until he yells at Tommy for being ungracious. Pretty soon, that kid was renting a chainsaw. Just a couple of pups running through the woods until after the streetlights come on…and then Tommy maybe, kinda, tries to get Sam run over before shifting into a bird, something Sam has said in past takes a lot of energy. Rheumy-eyed, grizzled, yet somehow oozing a certain across-the-pond allure… ). A welcome email is on its way. For now, select an episode from the lists below. Read Allison's True Blood recap for season 7, episode 3, "Fire in the Hole", starring Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Ryan Kwanten, and Sam Trammell. By continuing to use our site, you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. © Copyright 2020 Meredith Corporation. Turns out, he’s paying to keep his mother, Ruby Jean (Alfre Woodard) fed and functional in a mental health facility. “You drank from my guest?” said Russell to Cooter through clenched teeth, in a line that could have come from the mouth of another, much older in entertainment-years vampire, Bela Lugosi’s Dracula. If you’re keeping count, between Tara, Ruby Jean, and Lettie Mae, that’s three black women taken over by dramatic emotions, genetics, or Jesus. The final season of True Blood is going to be a dark one, this we know. You keep going. He’s been cavorting with werewolves for some time, using him as his thugs. True Blood is an American television drama series created by Alan Ball and based on The Southern Vampire Mysteries (also known as The Sookie Stackhouse novels) by Charlaine Harris.It aired on HBO from September 7, 2008 to August 24, 2014. For me, it was the scenes between Sookie and Eric, during which his horndog antics turned into something richer: a fierce protectiveness against werewolves who are “organized, well-funded, and fueled by vampire blood,” as Eric explains to Sookie shortly before his, “Invite me in” becomes a lot more than just the usual come-on. The speech in which Lafayette tells Tara that life is suffering, that we don’t get to check out early, is the key to what I think is the true appeal of vampirism. Bill biting the ear off a werewolf — that is a fine way to begin an episode of True Blood, you must admit. As I said, this was a crammed hour, setting up many stories we’ll be following throughout the season. That there is no one-time act that saves us from our mortality. Even your shaven man fur is growing in nicely. 10. The second season explores telepath Sookie Stackhouse's relationship with her vampire lover, Bill Compton. Sookie and Jason talked for what seemed like the first time in ages, and she told him there are such things as werewolves. Season 2 picks up directly from the events of season 1. • “Sookeh.” Sookie impersonating Bill (A throwaway line, but a nice tip of the hat regardless to those of us who have been with the show since the beginning. (Wonder what he’ll do with all that blood?). (King trumps Queen in this world too, hey?) It picks up right after the events of season four.It is loosely based on the fifth book in The Southern Vampire Mysteries series, Dead as a Doornail, but incorporates much more of the following books than the previous seasons have. [2] At the beginning of September it was announced that it would be the final season. What did you think of this week’s episode? O.K. But is it intentional? (The King? Even in the vamp world, the goal is to keep the human alive even if they’re all but drained. SPOILER: As the supply of True Blood dries up, the number of vampire attacks on humans increases dramatically, something Sookie experiences first hand. In past, I’ve been critical about the treatment of women on True Blood. Rate. • Pam coaches Jessica on how to keep herself from draining her victims by thinking of things that turn her off, such as maggots, ironic considering the rotting body in Jessica’s sleeping quarters. Johnny, bring in the Thai boy.”—Talbot. Follow me: • You have Russell Edgington, the Vampire King of Mississippi (played by Denis O’Hare), in his dandy riding jacket, and his lover, Talbot (Theo Alexander), de-gorgeous in evening attire and glossy curls. Turn! Watch. Is this a wink to the audience that Bill is destined to return to his roots? Pretty soon, Sam’s new little brother, Tommy, shifted himself, into a pitbull, and he and a doggy-shifted Sam go romping. Could kid brother in fact be the alpha male in this family? Learn more about Season 3 of True Blood on HBO. Bill: Actually I sort of miss my times. If you don't see it please check your junk folder. Jason has second thoughts about the Light of Day retreat anti-vampire agenda, but Sarah and Steve counter his doubts with flattery and promises. True Blood Season 7, Episode 3 Preview; Plus Episode 2 Recap and Images. *golf claps* If I didn’t know better, I’d think you’d be squeaking out to pass Eric on the left to come out front of the metrosexual pack. True Blood Recap: A Little Ditty ’Bout Dieter and Pam True Blood’s writers are really bringing it this season, if only in terms of pure Bonkers Quotient. Then he stumbles across a blond, billowing, beauty in the woods.). (And did he glamour her to get in the house? 4. 2. Entertainment Weekly is a registered trademark of Meredith Corporation All Rights Reserved. True Blood season 3 episode 2 review Reviews We’re back in Bon Temps for our second drop of brand new True Blood, and things have taken a rather interesting turn. Join the mailing list to receive daily email updates. It took me awhile to figure out the thread in “Beautifully Broken.” It happened upon me this morning. In return for sheriff-ship, or whatever the hell you call it, Bill would share information with Russell, who thinks Bill has the ear of the Queen, whom Russell dislikes intensely, and will help Russell to marry the Queen (part of his plan for conquest). Back in the present day, Bill became the reluctant guest of Russell. Meanwhile, Bill put his shirt back on. Nothing could make me happier than to see Woodward traverse the divide between network television (Desperate Housewives) to cable TV where she can deliver such gems as, “This is Jesus. Please try again, 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4. 13 Jun. Offers may be subject to change without notice. Now that I type it all out, it’s kind of funny. Rate. 'True Blood' Season 3, Episode 1 'Bad Blood': TV Recap By Michelle Kung. The HBO original series True Blood is a phenomenal vampire/human love story based on the Charlaine Harris series "The Southern Vampire Mysteries". 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